HOW DO I BEGIN THIS THING?

Inhabitants of the earth: My name is Julio Trinidad. You can call me Julio, or Trinidad if you’d like, just don’t call me “Puerto Rico” because that would be racist… and they are filthy people, that’s a fact. (No, no, no… That’s not right; I should let the reader get a feel for me first before hurling shitty jokes at their faces.  You’re coming-on way too strong Trinidad.) Let me try this again.

Hello everyone, and by everyone I mean the 13 people taking this class. (Nope…try again)

Ciao (no.)

你好 (stop it. Just be yourself you idiot. Your boring old self)…

                                                                                                        Okay, okay.

Hi.

My name is Julio Trinidad, and thank you for joining me in this blog. I am a Theater major, who enjoys the artistic things in life, whatever that means. I love films, Stand-up comedy, and acting, and other things to but mainly those three.

This blog will consist and focus on:

-Work assignments

-Entertaining you fine folks

-And whatever else I please…because this is my blog and I can do that.

“Whoever said laughter was the best medicine, never tried morphine.”

       -Julio Trinidad-  That’s right, I quoted myself.